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| Posted on Aug. 11, 2005 |
| Grin and Baer It |
Max Baer Jr. |
It looks like Jethro from "The Beverly Hillbillies" took his oil money and bought a casino! Max Baer Jr. is now the proud owner of Jethro's Casino in Nevada, scheduled to open next year. Max also talks about how poorly Ron Howard portrayed his father, former heavyweight champ Max Baer Sr., in the movie "Cinderella Man."
 Max talks with MitM
 Jethro's Casino |
| Posted on Aug. 11, 2005 |
| Music Minute: August 11 |
| Chicago band Yakuza is about to sign a major record deal and have recorded their new CD, "Samsara." They are working with famed producer Matt Bayles, who has worked with bands such as Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, and Mastodon. Check out Yakuza's website at www.yakuzadojo.com. ... After almost a year off, Courtney Love was ordered to face charges she violated her probation for being under the influence of a controlled substance (she also has become a major fat ass). ... Christina Aguilera has predicted that Britney Spears will not be able to mount a comeback after having her child because she has "let herself go" ... (she also has become a major fat ass). ... Jessica Simpson is launching a denim line for plus-sized women (see a trend: clothes for fat asses).
Listen |
| Posted on Aug. 10, 2005 |
| Hair's Damon! |
Johnny Damon |
Boston Red Sox center fielder Johnny Damon has teamed up with JC Penny and The Boys & Girls Clubs of America to promote after-school programs. We also talk to Johnny about Manny and the trade rumors, whether Schilling should be a closer for the long run, and whether there is more pressure to win last year or this year.
Damon visits MitM
Boy & Girls Clubs of America |
| Posted on Aug. 10, 2005 |
| 20,000 Women, 100 Point, 1 Non-believer |
Wilt Chamberlain |
Did Wilt Chamberlain really score 100 points in a game? T.J. says no; Gary Pomerantz says yes. He should know. He wrote the book, "Wilt 1962." Gary revisits March 2, 1962, when Wilt scored 100 points and the NBA was transformed forever. He also talks about Wilt's mythical 20,000 women (T.J. does not believe that either).
Gary talks with MitM
Buy the book! |
| Posted on Aug. 09, 2005 |
| Music Minute: August 9 |
| Two jurors from the Michael Jackson trial are writing books about how they believed M.J. was guilty, and how they were coerced in to submitting an innocent verdict (I'm sure the money they make off the books will subdue their outrage). ... Tommy Lee is coming out with another solo album titled "Tommyland" (The capitol of Tommyland is his huge member). ... It has been long rumored that an Alice in Chains tribute album is in the works. That rumor is not true (Alice is not happy). ... There was a shooting at a baby shower held for Britney Spears; a reporter was shot with a BB gun (that was the first shower Britney or Kevin Federline have seen in weeks).
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| Posted on Aug. 09, 2005 |
| We've Got Legs |
Legs McNeil |
If you take sex, drugs, money, violence, fame and the mafia, you get everything that has made America great. Author Legs McNeil intertwines all these subjects in his new book, "The Other Hollywood: The Uncensored Oral History of the Porn Film Industry." Legs also discusses Linda Lovelace and her movie Deep Throat.
Legs talks porn, scandal
Buy the book! |
| Posted on Aug. 05, 2005 |
| Nuclear Fuson |
Stacy Fuson |
St. Pauli Girl does a fantastic job of picking hot women to represent their beer. Stacy Fuson, the St. Pauli Girl for 2005, is a former Playboy Playmate, was seen in American Pie, Shallow Hal, and HBO's hot new show Entourage. Stacy claims she can put down six St. Pauli Girl Special Dark beers. We might have to take her up on that.
Sexy Stacy joins the MitM crew
Check out the Beer
Check out the Girl |
| Posted on Aug. 05, 2005 |
| A Lovely Lady |
Florence Henderson |
Did you know Cottonelle's logo is a dog? And did you know Florence Henderson loves dogs? (Remember Tiger?) Florence wants to give you $200,000 for a home makeover by writing & preforming a song about your family dog. Florence explaines her infamous date with Barry Williams and whether a Brady Bunch reunion is in the cards.
Florence chats with the crew
Cottonelle on the world wide web! |
| Posted on Aug. 04, 2005 |
| Music Minute: August 4 |
| Production Dave went to Ozzfest and caught up with Ozzy and Black Label Society guitarist Zakk Wylde. Believe it or not, Dave ends up talking sports with Zakk along with a breakdown of all the great bands on the lineup. ... 50 Cent will make his big screen debut in the movie "Get Rich or Die Tryin'," following the release of his video game Bulletproof (with 9 bullets in his body, he's hardly bulletproof - just not dead yet). ... In Michael Jackson news: It looks like MJ has agreed to an exclusive interview with the US edition of OK! magazine for a reported $2 million. He is also close to a settlement with ex-wife Debbie Rowe over visitation rights of their two children, 8-year-old Prince Michael and 7-year-old Paris (Michael trying to get together with little children, go figure). ... Paul McCartney calls tabloid newspapers that criticize his wife Heather Mills (In an attempt to get Paul on the air, T.J. calls Heather a legless bitch!).
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| Posted on Aug. 04, 2005 |
| Ugly Chicks Unite |
Nicole Beland |
Nicole Beland, our very own "Girl Next Door" from Men's Health Magazine, was up all night writing her latest column. It turns out top executives are not hiring hot girls to avoid sexual harassment lawsuits. The gang also talks to Nicole about flirting, dating and marring a co-worker.
Listen to the very sexy Nicole
Men's Health magazine |
| Posted on Aug. 04, 2005 |
| Dancing with M&M's |
John O'Hurley |
You thought M&M's couldn't get any better? Well, you thought wrong!!! It turns out Mega M&M's are 50 percent bigger, come in new colors, and are John O'Hurley's favorite candy. We also talk to John about his role on Seinfeld, his Progressive commercials, and how he was robbed of a "Dancing with the Stars" victory even before the episode aired.
John joins the MitM crew
Find M&M's online |
| Posted on Aug. 03, 2005 |
| Cubs Fan 24-7 |
Carlos Bernard |
As you may have heard, there are Chicago Cubs fans everywhere, including actor Carlos Bernard! Lucky for Carlos, who plays Tony Almeida on the hit FOX series 24, he will probably win an Emmy before the Cubs win a World Series. In addition to the Cubs wild card chances, Carlos talks to MitM about his latest TV project called, 10.5 Apocalypse.
Carlos talks with MitM
Fox's hit show 24 |
| Posted on Aug. 02, 2005 |
| Music Minute: August 2 |
| On the birthday edition of Music News, Production Dave not only turned 33, but he also got a tattoo! The tattoo has nothing to do with Dave's birthday, but he did get it as a result of Lollapalloza, which was held in Chicago last week. Some of the bands that Dave highlighted were The Redwalls, Primus, Widespread Panic, and Perry Farrell's new band, Panic Channel. Speaking of Farrell, Dave ran in to him at Lollapalooza and had him draw something on his body. The next day Dave went to the parlor and had it permanently tattooed on his body. Pictures coming soon!
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| Posted on Aug. 29, 2002 |
| Show Me Your Pom-Poms |
Flying high with Janet |
Philadelphia Eagles cheerleaders Janet and Jill (Janet is pictured to the left) join Murray in the Morning to play the inaugural edition of Guess My Gig. They also discuss the glamorous life of an NFL cheerleader and what it's like to be so damn hot!
Janet and Jill play Guess My Gig
Philadelphia Eagles official site |
| Posted on Aug. 29, 2002 |
| We're not Taking any Crap |
It's your Doody |
Colon health expert Dr. Loren Ritter -- aka. "Dr. Doody," as he affectionately called -- joins Murray in the Morning to share some interesting stories about the key bodily function better known as "Number Two." Just do yourself a favor and make sure you're not eating while you're listening!
Listen to Dr. Doody!
Dr. Doody online |
| Posted on Aug. 26, 2002 |
| T.J. Goes to Camp Randall |
T.J.'s pal, Bucky |
To honor the start of College Football 2002, Murray in the Morning sent T.J. Shanoff and a microphone to Madison, Wisconsin for last Friday's home opener between the Badgers and the Bulldogs of Fresno State. T.J. came back with some good audio... but we were hoping he's bring back some UW coeds.
T.J. interacts with the Madison natives |
| Posted on Aug. 23, 2002 |
| Auctioning off her Ass-ets |
Kim Adler |
PWBA bowler Kim Adler has decided to sell advertising space on the most visible part of her body during bowling tournaments -- her rear end. Kim joins Murray in the Morning to explain the logistics of auctioning such an item on Ebay, and how she feels about being the "Anna Kournikova of the PWBA".
Adler chats with the crew
www.KimAdler.com
Photo Gallery Check out these shots of PWBA star Kim Adler |
| Posted on Aug. 21, 2002 |
| New Rules Threaten Lap Dancing |
Andrea Hackett |
For all you guys who are planning to visit Las Vegas for more than just gambling, Murray in the Morning brings you the latest on efforts to change lap dance rules on the Strip. Andrea Hackett, a dancer who currently works at Deja vu Showgirls, and is organizing the Las Vegas Dancers Alliance, joins the crew to explain the situation.
Listen to Andrea explain the situation
More on the story from USA Today |
| Posted on Aug. 20, 2002 |
| Yao Ming Sports Masterpiece Theater |
Yao Fair Lady |
Boldly taking Murray in the Morning to a completely new -- and possibly irrelevent -- realm of high-brow sports comedy, the MitM Players present "Sports Masterpiece Theater" featuring the story of Yao Ming set to the classic musical My Fair Lady.
Click here to laugh -- or possibly cry |
| Posted on Aug. 16, 2002 |
| Name that Tune: Elevator Elvis |
Elvis lives! |
From Heartbreak Hotel to Suspicious Minds, play the game show that's sweeping the nation... Name that Tune: Elevator Elvis Edition! MitM's T.J. Shanoff will be your host as he plays elevator muzak versions of Elvis' greatest hits and listeners compete against Bruce, Kevin, and Tanyette to see who can name the tune first.
Play the game! |
| Posted on Aug. 15, 2002 |
| Tanyette's B-Day with 'Girls night out' |
Tanyette and Tim |
Tanyette celebrated her birthday in style on Wednesday as she and "the girls" headed out for a night on the town. Along the way, she ran into Indiana Pacers star point guard Tim Hardaway. Plus, there was some drinking involved.
Photo Gallery: Exclusive photos from Tanyette's "Girls Night Out"! |
| Posted on Aug. 09, 2002 |
| He's Greg Brady... the REAL Greg Brady |
What is this? |
Which four sports stars made guest appearances on The Brady Bunch? Which one did Florence Henderson have a crush on? Barry Williams, the REAL Greg Brady, discusses this and more with the crew. Plus, find out what the Malibu Rum Shower-Palooza has to do with Greg Brady.
Barry Williams chats with the crew
Barry Williams' website |
| Posted on Aug. 08, 2002 |
| Meet MitM's New Sex-pert! |
Like an Angel |
In her debut appearance on MitM, Stuff magazine sexologist Dawn Yanek explains how someone actually becomes a sex expert.
The crew tells Dawn that they are glad she is a sex advice columnist they can actually picture having sex... unlike Dr. Ruth. Also, how does Dawn find the hoard of beautiful women for her column in the magazine?
Dawn meets the MitM crew
Stuff magazine |
| Posted on Aug. 08, 2002 |
| She's Hot, Plays Football and Naked |
Anita Marks |
Anita Marks, better known to readers of Playboy as "The Naked Quarterback," joins the MitM gang to talk about her photoshoot for Playboy (check her out in the September 2002 issue). She also tolerates Bruce, T.J. and Kevin when they suggest that more people would watch women's professional football if all the players were naked.
The Naked QB with MitM
www.AnitaMarks.com
Miami Fury (Women's pro football)
Playboy.com |
| Posted on Aug. 06, 2002 |
| T.J. and Kevin set new World Record |
The Amazing T.J. |
It didn't take long for MitM to re-write the record books! T.J. Shanoff and Kevin Fleming, after only minutes of training, set a new world record for the greatest distance a marshmellow has been shot from someone's nose and caught by another person. It was truly an astonishing and touching moment.
Listen to the historic event!
Guinness Book of World Records |
| Posted on Aug. 05, 2002 |
| Will MitM make it? |
The Amazing Kreskin |
With a showman's flair, a comedian's wit, and capacitates that only a bona fide mentalist can possess and profess, the Amazing Kreskin has, for over four decades, dramatized the unique facets of the human mind. By many, he is considered the Nostradamus of the 21st Century. The Amazing Kreskin joins MitM to discuss the future of the show. Specifically, does it have one?
Kreskin predicts the future of MitM
www.AmazingKreskin.com |
| Posted on Sep. 26, 2002 |
| "Ed" is only one Letter from "ER" |
Michael Ian Black |
Multi-talented actor Michael Ian Black, otherwise known as Phil Stubbs, the quirky bowling alley manager of Stuckeybowl, on NBC's Ed, joins MitM to discuss what might happen in the new season of the show. For example, will Michael's character ever get a girlfriend?
Michael chats with the crew
NBC's Ed |
| Posted on Sep. 26, 2002 |
| Go for Two? Gutsy Call Costs Murray State |
Murray State Racers |
Murray State, the official adopted team of MitM, took one on the chin Saturday, losing to Illinois State by one point, 24-23. When the Racers had a chance to kick an extra point to tie the game late, they elected to go for two. Unfortunately, they didn't make it. Coach Joe Pannunzio joins the MitM crew to explain himself.
What was Pannunzio thinking?
Murray State Athletics |
| Posted on Sep. 25, 2002 |
| From The Ring to The Mat |
Randy Couture |
After a tough day of ultimate fighting, what does two-time light heavyweight champion Randy Couture like to do? That's what MitM attempts to figure out in the latest edition of Guess My Gig. Meanwhile, Randy gives the crew a better idea of what the UFC is all about. Unlike the early days of the sport, there are many rules to help protect its fighters.
The crew tries to guess Randy's other gig
Ultimate Fighting Championships |
| Posted on Sep. 25, 2002 |
| 'Real News. Real People. Real Naked.' |
Kitt Pomidoro |
That's the slogan of Playboy's brand new Weekend Flash, a program which features lovely broadcasters reading the news in the nude. The MitM crew thinks this is the greatest thing to happen to broadcasting news since Edward R. Murrow crossed the scene. Weekend Flash anchor Kitt Pomidoro joins the crew to explain how she gives listeners all the top stories.
Kitt Pomidoro chats with the crew
Playboy's Weekend Flash
Photo Gallery Soak up the Weekend Flash crew!
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| Posted on Sep. 24, 2002 |
| Volleyball is Better on the Beach |
Karch Kiraly |
Professional beach volleyball player Karch Kiraly, the reigning elder statesman of the pro beach volleyball tour, joins Murray in the Morning to discuss his sweet job; which includes playing volleyball on a beach, amid thousands of scantily-clad, good-looking women. Boy, that sounds like a really tough gig there, Karch.
Karch chats with the MitM crew |
| Posted on Sep. 19, 2002 |
| Murray State wins home opener against SIU |
Murray State Racers |
It was only a matter of time before Murray State starting putting a hurt on the opposition. Last Saturday, the Racers evened their record at 1-1 with an impressive 42-24 victory over Southern Illinois. Racers coach Joe Pannunzio joins the crew to talk about the big win. Also, Bruce gives coach his official Sopranos Mob nickname.
Coach Pannunzio chats with MitM
Murray State Athletics |
| Posted on Sep. 19, 2002 |
| We'd like to Catch a Wave with Megan |
Surfer Megan Abubo |
Professional surfer Megan Abubo joins Murray in the Morning to play Guess My Gig. Megan explains the sport of surfing for the MitM crew and talks about acting as a stunt-double in the recent movie Blue Crush. Oh, and she also mentions something about naked surfing in Southern France.
Megan speaks with MitM
Megan's personal site
Cuervo.com |
| Posted on Sep. 18, 2002 |
| MitM goes Bowling with Kim Adler |
Kim and the crew |
After following the Ebay adventures of PWBA bowler Kim Adler (who, you might recall, auctioned off ad space on her rear end). MitM met up with Kim in Chicago -- and went bowling with her. After meeting Kim in person, the crew decided she has what it takes to "strike" a pose in Playboy magazine.
Adler on the possibility of Playboy
Photo Gallery: Check out Kim and the crew bowling in the photo gallery! |
| Posted on Sep. 12, 2002 |
| Good News! More Sex = Live Longer |
Blind her with science |
According to a recent study out of England, researchers have found that guys - and gals - who have more sex, live longer. Men's Health editor Gregg Stebben joins the MitM crew to explain the exciting news, and offers T.J. some suggestions on how to blind the opposite sex with science (and corny pickup lines).
Gregg gives the crew the good news
Men's Health magazine |
| Posted on Sep. 12, 2002 |
| Murray State Mafia Hard at Work |
The other 'Joe Pa' |
Murray State suffered a blowout loss to Memphis in their first game of the season. But that's not going to stop the offical adopted team of MitM! To find out how the Racers will rebound in their home opener against Southern Illinois, MitM called up Murray State's coach, Joe Pannunzio, who confirmed all's well within the Murray State Mafia.
Coach Pannunzio chats with MitM
Murray State Athletics |
| Posted on Sep. 12, 2002 |
| MitM to Firefighters: 'Thankyou!' |
Tanyette looking
good in fire gear |
To commemorate the one-year anniversary of 9-11, MitM is sending a big "thank-you" to firefighters across the country. Getting in the spirit, Tanyette delivered our message in person to two Chicago Firehouses. Firefighter John, stationed at Chicago Engine 35, said all the guys were happy to meet Tanyette.
John chats with the crew
Photo Gallery: Tanyette visits firefighters |
| Posted on Sep. 05, 2002 |
| Murray, KY is MitM's kind of Town |
Map to Murray |
Following Murray State's devastating 52-6 loss to Memphis in Week 1, MitM wanted to learn more about the home of their adopted team -- the Murray State Racers. To help us to that, John Williams, Executive V.P. of the Murray-Calloway County Chamber of Commerce, joins the crew.
John Williams (not the composer)
Murray, KY Chamber of Commerce |
| Posted on Sep. 04, 2002 |
| Get Your Hog On |
The Hogettes |
Not many guys have the guts to wear a dress in public. Even fewer have the guts to wear a dress AND a pig snout. But that's exactly what this week's mystery guest on Guess My Gig does every time the Redskins take the field in D,C. He's Boss Hogette Mikey T, and he's one of the famous Hogettes.
Boss Hogette Mikey T joins MitM
The Hogette's official website |
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